Monday, August 23

Day two of events at the Ocilympics

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Good evening Bob here from Catnetwork News bringing you this second day of competition from the Winter Ocilympics here in Dairy Flat (important note , there isn't a dairy and its not really that flat).
Welcome aboard Bogie, glad you could make it and yes we do have two events which we know you will love .
These are the "staring at the refrigerator" and " looking hopeful" in fact, lets combine them into "looking hopefully at the refrigerator whilst manipulating ones owner for maximum reward" , bit of a mouthful but hey that's what we are looking for .

So on the count of three, head for the fridge , look really pathetic and let us know the results , we will have IOC members out there so no cheating .

Event two which naturally follows the limbering up a good chow down can achieve with be the "Power Nap" , in this you must appear asleep but at the slightest crinkle of a potato chip bag you must leap into the air and yell "who me ? ", "it was that other cat " and "it was like that when I found it " . Points will be award for sincerity and believability . Points will be deducted if you are asleep and carry on through the secondary sound of the top coming of the jelly meat can.

Get to it team , tomorrow some team events.

This is Bob from Catnetwork News limbering up for the big sleep, Chris have you put the electric blanket on yet ?


1 comment:

Socks said...

For those of you who are interested, you can follow "A Mother's Ocilympic Journal" at:
http://ashtoncats.blogspot.com/
The journal follows Grace and Riker's progress at the 2004 Ocilympic Games. The most recent post documents their performance in the "looking hopefully at the refrigerator whilst manipulating ones owner for maximum reward" event.
~Proud Mommy Cat